A Very Cone Lad Fungible Christmas

by Cone

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A quick Holliday gift I created on Christmas Eve to say something important. A present to anyone who has not got NTFs under their name.

If you're on this list, you don't go hard:

theconemann.wixsite.com/cone/santa-s-nft-naughtly-list-excert

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Ah yes,

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Cone Lad sits down by the fire to drink a cup of hot chocolate,
The Christmas lights, glowing as brightly as Rudolph’s nose, illuminate the house,
What a very quant fungible Christmas scene, if I say so myself,
It goes very hard, so feel free to rerecord or remix.

Now image a small child rushing to the tree to open their presents,
Only to find no big boxes under it,
Instead, there is a device that projects an image of a golden monkey who looks defeated,
And thus, without anything tangible under the tree, the child cries underneath it.

The only valid NFTs this Christmas are Nice Family Times,
Or perhaps Nice Friend Times, even,
A blockchain isn’t an idea way to spend your Christmas season,
When you struggle to mitigate the environmental impact - There is no way to mitigate being a hack businessman.

It has been said before on Twitter,
But the Lad has requested not to be featured in Crypto,
So if you want to plagiarise his image for any of it,
You better watch out.

So let’s relax, have a wonderful Christmas time,
Ensure you didn’t fall on Santa’s NTF naughty list,
Me and the Cone Lad ensure that if you are not on the list,
A Merry Christmas and happy new year to you.

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released December 25, 2021

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Cone England, UK

Electronic music producer who has a thing for traffic cones. Anything I make is also on youtube (with a few exceptions).

Not bound by any specific subgenres, just the music and interesting textures I manifest from the Cone Lad's world into my own or created on my own whims. ... more

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